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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Hail Hitler

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Fine, ladies first.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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