Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A black man walks out of a police station

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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