- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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