- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A baby seal walks into a club.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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