Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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