Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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France had one revolution

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