Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Yellow People !!

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Can anyone Lenin money?

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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