- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

CAVE JOHNSON.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

So these two girls have a cup .

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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