- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

I am quite mature.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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