- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's 2+2? Fish

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

im telling maguire

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

I'm Coming

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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