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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

You were born.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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