Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

your face

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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