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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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