- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

I like the color potato.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

salad days!

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

ask me if im a door yes

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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