- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Jeff

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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