Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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penis in the camel

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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HOLY COW!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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