Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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