What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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american idol

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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