- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A baby seal walks into a club.

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