Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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