- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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