- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Poker? I barely even know her.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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