Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Obama

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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