- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Charlie Sheen

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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