- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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