Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

The Oakland Raiders

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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