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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

knock knock who's there? faith

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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