- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

salad days!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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