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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you call your mom? Mom

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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