- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??