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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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