- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Who wants $300? Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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