What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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guess what? bannanas

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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