What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Chuck Norris.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Tunechi

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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