1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Anti Joke

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