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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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