- Anti Joke

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Boner

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue