- Anti Joke

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Dead girls can't say no.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.