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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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