An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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