- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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