- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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