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being sober in a bar fight

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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