What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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women's rights.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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