- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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