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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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