Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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