- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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