Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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