A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Male leadership.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Anti Joke

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