Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What stops a train? A missile

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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