- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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