A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Homo say what?

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Atheism

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Anti Joke

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