What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why didn't he finish his

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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