Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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