- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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