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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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