- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

i dont fisish anythi

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

No your aunties a joke

Camerons hair is Curly..

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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