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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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