- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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