- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

ewrg

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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