- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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