Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Good job, son.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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