- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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