What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why are black people so fast? because there black

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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