A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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poopy is poopy

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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men's rights activists

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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