- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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