- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* anti-punchline

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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