- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Grace Ackerson

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are flowers.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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