- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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