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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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